If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: You are what you eat.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Two cantaloupes?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Hope they get it on so I can go after that cute redhead next to me
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Insane is just a different belief system way way way out of the ordinary
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the pill
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: monthly spasic attacks
...all men have?
A: testosterone
...with our society?
A: heterogenius mixture
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: you dont have to bury dead plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a lotto ticket
The second?
A: another ticket
The last?
A: a chin implant
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: John Wayne Bobbit
How do people describe you?
A: cantankerous\0cantankerous
How do you describe yourself?
A: in woobbit\0in words
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: hollywood reporter
What are your favorite shoes?
A: 9 1/2
Additional Comments
A:
Have You Seen This Man?
